Dating old guy jokes


10-Sep-2018 21:43

A: A barbercue Q: What does a man consider a seven-course meal? Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Q: What is the difference between a man and a tree? Q: What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Q: What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Q: What do you call a man who never farts in public? Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A: They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch! Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. Q: What is the difference between a glass of wine and a man? A: They never stop to ask directions Q: How are husbands like lawn mowers? A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking. A: Because vibrators can't mow the lawn Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? A: All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.

A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

Q: Why doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job?



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