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07-Sep-2018 04:20

After I paid for dinner, I kindly said it was ‘nice to meet you’ got in my car and went to the bar. She followed me to the bar, and when I got out of my car proceeded to berate me over why I was going out instead of going home. First off, I couldn’t believe the waitress asked, but then was floored at the girl’s response.

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About two minutes later her phone rings again and it is the same ‘OMG, no way! The waitress comes over and we order drinks while she is still on the phone and I twiddle my thumbs. I’m half done with my drink and have waved the waitress off once already because Lisa is still on the phone.Finally about 20 minutes into it I quietly stand up, take out of my wallet and walk out without saying a word.As I’m walking out I see Lisa’s eyes widen to the size of dinner plates, her mouth open wide and her face turning red in embarrassment (all of the surrounding tables had seen what transpired and were whispering to themselves about it).By the time I got home, my date Lisa was on the phone with Karen who was over at our house at the time.



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